What Is You Favorite Conspiracy Theory Involving The Government?

That GW Bush really did not win the presidential elections of 2000 and 2004.
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that they consider the best interests of all Americans at least once during their terms in office
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That George Bush was attacked by Brain Snatchers.
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the new world order seems like the one that could really have some legs to stand on. i'm not saying i believe everything that has been said, just that the basic overall idea of a nwo seems plausible given some of the things i'm witnessing before my eyes today. and governments being seriously corrupt should be considered an inarguable fact.
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Fixed ballots
Thanks Dubya!
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The Clinton's one where they supposedly killed all these people you know that really long list of people who died that had any minor connection to them. It is hilariously false. Honestly no matter who it was they couldn't get away with what some people claim.

http://snopes.com/politics/clintons/bodycount.asp
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The best conspiracy joke is that 19 arabs directed by a man in a cave pulled off 911!!!! We are suppose to beleive that they fooled our mighty intel and our air protection that day!!
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That 9/11 was staged to rally support for Bush and his oil company buddies.
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My favorite conspiracy is that it works……
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As everyone on the Internet knows, Bill and Hilary Clinton are behind the JFK assassination. Ha ha- just kidding! Some people will believe anything no matter how ridiculous if they don't like a person.
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George W. Bush is the greatest conspiracy and its not a theory. His ineptitude, reinforced by outdated advisors has delivered almost 8-years of controversy and outright illegality in the name of "American Values".

It is frightening that we let this happen.
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I'm sure, NO I'm CONVINCED that they are after me.

I don't feel like working, and I feel like suing someone.

I want to penalize all the working people and give their money to lazy slobs.

I want to disgrace our troops, run away, and give control of 2/3 of the world's oil to our enemies so they can use the profits to fund a holy war against us.

I want to embrace ALL 12 million of our illegal aliens and have them vote for me.

Sorry, Gotta go. Bill is groping the maid.
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They sent the CIA to slay Ed Brown's dog - LMAOZEDONG
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That there is no conspiracy theory involving the government.

And if you believe there is no conspiracy happening in the US, can I interest you in some prime ocean front property in Arkansas?
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I like the Clinton death list - merely because so many people seem to believe it has an ounce of truth to it. It is really funny watching right wingers get all wound up over the Clinton's supposedly murdering people they probably never met. More to the point with all the partisan prosecuters investigations the Clintons have had to endure turning up nothing more than a bl0w j0b it leaves me thinking if there is any truth to it I would still rather have the crooks in charge than the Keystone Cops too incompetent to catch them.
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That September 11th was an inside job, which I support this as a fact.
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what a good question, its hard just to pick one,

how about Area 51 in Nevada does it exist? did we dissect aliens there?

another good one was during 911 Fight 93 crashed into a field in PA. Are you telling me a whole airplane full of passengers could not stop 4 or 5 hijackers when they knew they were going to die . hell yes they stop then but the US military shot that plane down, there had to be some one on that plane that was still alive that could of land it. They cover up the Pat Tillman accidental death, and that was just one person.

another good one is the connection between the Lincoln Assassination and JFK.
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That most the important institutions are owned and controlled by the same people (ie. government and media).
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I like this one
(fair and unbiased as FoxTV - hehehe)
http://www.nogw.com/dark_history.html
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here yet for myrajean
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp