The Onion: ‘9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous’ - Al Qaeda

oh, it’s an attempt …
oh, it’s an attempt to be funny. deezenutsbiatch i’m with you, i can’t find anything funny or whatever in that video.

but i have to say, humor is often the only way to conceive the sadest and incomprehensiblest things.

i had the same …
i had the same problem the first time i watched this video. Its actually a sad attempt at comedy by the ONN network. Unfourtunately i dont see much humor with over a hundered thousand dead americans and iraqi’s.

Is that real? It …
Is that real? It makes me feel it’s kind of comedy show, those three guys don’t look real. I can’t believe what I’m seeing/hearing here.

Two questions:

Do …
Two questions:

Do you honestly think that the US government is competent enough to have so effective a cover up as would be necessary for the conspiracy to exist?

Do you really believe a government that *was* competent enough to have a coverup of this magnitude, and ruthless enough to kill its own citizens wouldn’t… I dunno… silence the “spare change” idiots before they got well known? With an “accidental death”, if needed.

Later, man. You’re …
Later, man. You’re failing. You see nothing you say is plausible. Everything you guys say FAILS every time. So if you’re going to babble to me another useless paragraph, don’t bother unless you have a story to tell.

Nobody claims that …
Nobody claims that there was melted steel in the towers. Stop repeating this bullshit conspiracy theorist misinformation!

“Bring it on pussy” …
“Bring it on pussy” -resorting to name calling again, what a suprise.

its very hard to know what actually happened when you have government officials covering up. Thats why we as amweicans have the right to ask questions that arn’t adressed in the “official report”. Get it?

Some of us arn’t so narrowminded that we believe everything the government and mainstream media spoonfeed us.

I’m not wasting …
I’m not wasting time giving you facts because they mean nothing to you. So I want your A to Z story. Bring it, you pussy.

See? I told you …
See? I told you you can’t do it. ALL questions and NO answers.

coward

why should i do that
why should i do that

i watched it and …
i watched it and they didn’t get ”creamed” in it. if you want to hear an a to z story explain to me about how the wtc 7 came down.

Kevin Ryan who was …
Kevin Ryan who was responsible for the thermal testing of the WTC Steel when it was certified, the samples tested for the WTC were certified to withstand a temperature of 2,000 deg for 6 hours without failing their rated load characteristics. And that is without insulation.

where do you see …
where do you see the “engineers of the wtc” say that…and you might need to learn proper grammar before posting

no I would not …
no I would not crumble…because I have another leg…there is one core in the building and a massive jet plane hitting that building and going into the core would cause the building to collapse straight down…

“That’s not …
“That’s not possible unless you get the ENTIRE STRUCTURE TO FAIL INSTANTLY.”

Look up the word ‘momentum’ and come back to us.

JET FUEL DOES NOT …
JET FUEL DOES NOT BURN HOT ENOUGH in an uncontrolled burn to MELT STEEL.

If it did, then it would MELT THE NOZZLES OF THE ENGINES.

Even if you want to claim that the office building’s materials added fuel to the fire, I dare you to find me a chemist that will claim that paper supplies, office furniture and paint/carpet/etc…could increase the flames temperature to the point of melting steel.

Yes they were… …
Yes they were… the engineers of the wtc told it theirself!

You cannot find an …
You cannot find an independant physicist, chemist or mathematician who can study the 9/11 footage/evidence and tell you that a jet did this by itself.

The towers collpased into dust as if their skeleton had suddenly been vaporised.

I believe that the building was designed to destroy itself by pancaking so it wouldn’t damage nearby buildings. But, I believe that its failure was planned. That’s why WTC 7 collapsed the same way and wasn’t struck with a plane.

It depends who you …
It depends who you ask.

Even if you accept that the steel BENT under excessive heat…or downright melted, THINK ABOUT THE COLLAPSE ITSELF.

The building didn’t bend and break. THE BUILDING PANCAKED TO THE GROUND AT FREEFALL SPEED IN LESS THEN 11 seconds.

That’s not possible unless you get the ENTIRE STRUCTURE TO FAIL INSTANTLY.

If your leg was SHOT would you collapse to the ground in a puddle - or would the broken bone shatter and splinter causing you to tip over?

steel does bend …
steel does bend from excessive heat…and the buildings weren’t built to withstand the force of a jet plane crashing into them…

wajaja muy bueno el …
wajaja muy bueno el video.
son los mejores…
cada vez se parecen más a las noticias de CNN
felicitaciones

LOL “I have a …
LOL “I have a sugestion for you…”

Oh and “We flew an enormous airplane into a building. Ok, I think it is pretty obvious what caused the building to crumble”

That was brilliant.

The pervious people posting need a happy pill or…an exlax or something. He has NAMES AND PHONE NUMBERS AND VOUCHERS!

“Why do you think …
“Why do you think that Osama is safe in… in… somewhere”, epic XD

It has already been …
It has already been proven that steel doesn’t “melt” from jet fuel. Its been proven by what some know as “scientific facts”. Alot of the truth movement people are family members of people who actually died on 9/11. Is it wrong to want a full investigation in the matter of killing 3000+ americans? If you really want answers I suggest you do your own research. If you really dont give a shit, I suggest you continue with your narrow-minded approach to the situation, and continue supporting neocons

This whole 9/11 …
This whole 9/11 conspiracy turns my stomach! How can these people say crap like that and sleep at night? I wonder if those conspiracy theorists would have the guts to try and explain their seriously flawed theory to the families that lost love ones, on that day! “Ma’am your husband is still alive because we have not found his body. Let me think a 747 blows up by crashing into a building at hundreds of miles a hour, temputures hot to melt steel, STEEL! that’s like over a thousand degrees f.